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Jesus in a Black Camaro
by Tom Perri & Frank Perri

You know being Jesus ain't nothing really,
I'm just a poor man acquainted with sorrow
but I'll carry the burden of your soul
In the back set of my black Camaro
Heaven and earth shall pass away
And we'll go driving straight into judgement day
I'm for real, I'm Jesus in a black Camaro

I'm a living prophet in a muscle car
And I know the truth concealed in the dreams of a pharaoh
You can ride with me when the Kingdom of heavens at hand
Through a lake of fire in my black Camaro
We'll unlock the seventh seal
With a turbo glide shifter and a posi rear
I'm for real I'm Jesus in a black Camaro

Tell them you're Jesus and they'll say,
"You're sick in the head"
Get people to believe it
And you'll end up dead
King Herod or Janet Reno, it don't much matter
Wait till they see 144,000 black Camaro's
One will stand as a symbol of good
A roaring angel with a cow inducted hood
I'm for real I'm Jesus in a black Camaro

Give it up, come around
Give it up, come around

We'll rejoice the fate of Babylon
As we cruise heavens' gate with the radio on
I'm for real I'm Jesus in a black Camaro

It's the official pace car of the apocalypse
The vehicle from Valhalla